Ramblings of Narc

Every blogger has done a post like this. You know them, you love them, they are… the silly Google search queries people use to find your blog!

These are in reverse order of arrival, and the URLs are mostly pasted straight out of the referrer log. Without further ado:

• narc ftp port (Google UK) — I’m not sure I really want to know. Do I have an FTP daemon I’m not aware of? If so, it’s probably stuck inside the LAN, since I’m not forwarding anything unexpected.
• what a narc does to set up people — Did you really think it would be that easy? Us narcs have our professional pride, you know?
• acronym for narcs (Google Australia) — Do we really need an acronym here? “Narc” is a pretty short word already. What would be the acronym? “N”?
• zap+ro (Google Thailand) — I’d really prefer if you didn’t, thank you. I happen to live here in .ro, and I like it.
• pl poke data narc (Google UK) — Er… I don’t think I really want to know what that’s supposed to mean. Using Perl to poke data into my brain? No, thank you. Although, if you manage it, that’ll be a neat hack.
• short summary of the notebook — Before I did that search, I hadn’t known The Notebook (2004) was a movie (and a novel, apparently). So here’s a short summary, then: “It’s a movie (and a book).” Happy?
• why is vodafone website so shit? (Google UK) — Good question! Without knowing anything about their internal organization, I’d guess that most of it was their use of a very crappy technology (JavaServer Pages? That’s what the JSP stands for, yes?), which presumably was chosen because the rest weren’t Enterprise-y enough and/or because that’s what the consultants they hired to do the job “knew”.
• mysql “add a fucking user” — This search actually returns a very specific result from my blog, that being my “Going Insane From Work” post, which unfortunately, doesn’t actually answer the (implied) question. So, here it is: to “add a fucking user” to mysql, the command is: GRANT <privileges> ON <database>.<table> TO '<username>'@'<host>' [IDENTIFIED BY '<password>]. Alternatively, to leave the user at default privileges (that is, none), use: CREATE USER '<username>'@'<host> [IDENTIFIED BY '<password>']. This, and more, can be found in the fucking MySQL manual, which you should’ve picked up like the rest of us do.
• arguments against alcoholics anonymous — Er… why? Oh! Oh! I got one: “I’m not a drunk, I can quit whenever I like!” There’s your argument.
• Finally, i didn’t know my friend was a narc — Well, neither did I. Which poses an interesting question: if neither of us knew, are you really my friend?

That’s it for this edition of “Silly Google Phrases”. One thing I’d like to mention, though — a lot of people have been finding my website by searching google for… narc.ro. I find this very curious, but ultimately, as long as people find what they’re looking for, who am I to judge?

Thank you all, and good night!